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Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005
WHEREAS, the infernal game of Tennis is infesting our Television and Radio Recievers, and it is expedient to prevent this, and WHEREAS no Player from these Islands stands a Whelk's chance in a Supernova, the Empress Morwen hereby DECREES as follows
(1) the practice of Tennis shall be abolished.
(2) any Person found guilty of playing Tennis shall be sentenced to 15, 30 or 40 years in Prison.
(3) this Decree may be cited as the Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005
(4) this Decree shall apply to England and Wales only
(1) the practice of Tennis shall be abolished.
(2) any Person found guilty of playing Tennis shall be sentenced to 15, 30 or 40 years in Prison.
(3) this Decree may be cited as the Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005
(4) this Decree shall apply to England and Wales only