Thankfully, or not so thankfully, everything I've heard has been on the wretched Live 8 shite. Admittedly my sole exposure to radio or tv has been an hour of Capital in the hairdressers today.

There *could* be excitement however. Will anyone manage to stay awake during Coldplay? Will Pink Floyd fight? Will Geldolf realise that Blair is a right wing tosspot?

The real question is how anyone at all can listen to Capital.