Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005

[morwen]

WHEREAS, the infernal game of Tennis is infesting our Television and Radio Recievers, and it is expedient to prevent this, and WHEREAS no Player from these Islands stands a Whelk's chance in a Supernova, the Empress Morwen hereby DECREES as follows

(1) the practice of Tennis shall be abolished.

(2) any Person found guilty of playing Tennis shall be sentenced to 15, 30 or 40 years in Prison.

(3) this Decree may be cited as the Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005

(4) this Decree shall apply to England and Wales only

Comments

[secretlondon.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, or not so thankfully, everything I've heard has been on the wretched Live 8 shite. Admittedly my sole exposure to radio or tv has been an hour of Capital in the hairdressers today.

There *could* be excitement however. Will anyone manage to stay awake during Coldplay? Will Pink Floyd fight? Will Geldolf realise that Blair is a right wing tosspot?

The real question is how anyone at all can listen to Capital.

[fluffymormegil.livejournal.com]

Blair's government is more socialist than his left-wing detractors will admit.