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Abigail Brady ([personal profile] morwen) wrote2005-06-30 08:55 pm
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Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005

WHEREAS, the infernal game of Tennis is infesting our Television and Radio Recievers, and it is expedient to prevent this, and WHEREAS no Player from these Islands stands a Whelk's chance in a Supernova, the Empress Morwen hereby DECREES as follows

(1) the practice of Tennis shall be abolished.

(2) any Person found guilty of playing Tennis shall be sentenced to 15, 30 or 40 years in Prison.

(3) this Decree may be cited as the Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005

(4) this Decree shall apply to England and Wales only
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[personal profile] vampwillow 2005-06-30 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
15,30 or 40 years huh love? that'll be the advantage of outlawing it, the deuce it will! Will you set up the vote?

game on!

[identity profile] ellyll.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we amend it to include all sport?

[identity profile] secretlondon.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Thankfully, or not so thankfully, everything I've heard has been on the wretched Live 8 shite. Admittedly my sole exposure to radio or tv has been an hour of Capital in the hairdressers today.

There *could* be excitement however. Will anyone manage to stay awake during Coldplay? Will Pink Floyd fight? Will Geldolf realise that Blair is a right wing tosspot?

The real question is how anyone at all can listen to Capital.

[identity profile] secretlondon.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor old Scotland.

[identity profile] bluedevi.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
All hail Empress Morwen!

(good job you didn't sound so impressively authoritative over in my journal, or I'd be dropping boxes of books and clothes on random streets As We Speak...)

[identity profile] jisha78.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I concur and add my support to this most worthy proposal.
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[identity profile] hairyears.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
And why would anyone object to nonstop close-up coverage of shapely women of ambiguous sexuality engaged in ecstatic sweaty physical exertion whilst wearing short skirts?

Moral hazard?

[identity profile] haloj.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Love is Tennis. :P

[identity profile] spindr.livejournal.com 2005-07-01 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
You silly, silly girl. /condescension

Tennis is great. There need be no further discussion. ;)

je n'aime pas vous idee! Hmph!

(Anonymous) 2005-07-06 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
j'aime joue au tennis! je aussi americain,dude!
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