Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005
Jun. 30th, 2005 08:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
morwenWHEREAS, the infernal game of Tennis is infesting our Television and Radio Recievers, and it is expedient to prevent this, and WHEREAS no Player from these Islands stands a Whelk's chance in a Supernova, the Empress Morwen hereby DECREES as follows
(1) the practice of Tennis shall be abolished.
(2) any Person found guilty of playing Tennis shall be sentenced to 15, 30 or 40 years in Prison.
(3) this Decree may be cited as the Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005
(4) this Decree shall apply to England and Wales only
(1) the practice of Tennis shall be abolished.
(2) any Person found guilty of playing Tennis shall be sentenced to 15, 30 or 40 years in Prison.
(3) this Decree may be cited as the Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005
(4) this Decree shall apply to England and Wales only
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Date: 2005-07-01 05:29 am (UTC)Tennis is great. There need be no further discussion. ;)
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Date: 2005-07-01 05:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-01 08:23 am (UTC)By 'was', do you mean when they still played it indoors, you could bounce shots of the side galleries and the court had things called a tambour, a service penthouse and a dedans.
Not this newfangled, Victorian nonsense that's played outside on a lawn.