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[morwen]

had a jevohah's witness around this morning. kept her busy for a good long while. she was unable to answer quite basic moral questions about genesis.

i tried to convert her to gnosticism but this didn't work and she said that satan had done well with me. at this point i closed the door. the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster will have to wait until another opportunity.

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[djlostbot.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

[imagnocean.livejournal.com]

That sounds amazing! I wish you had recorded it.

Go you. :D

[riak.livejournal.com]

I like to get some lines out of Leviticus and claim that it is from my sun worshipping religion and watch them get all outraged at their own holy book!

[welikegoats.livejournal.com]

I didn't think JWs believed in hell, and therefore not in Satan. Did I get that confused with Christadelphians?

[delkaetre-ni.livejournal.com]

Ah, Satan. The answer to all difficult theological questions.... I used to get the Satan answer a lot when I got into debates with street preachers at home. Have you tried giving them a copy of the Sceptics' Annotated Bible yet?

[wormquartet.livejournal.com]

Okay, now THAT sounds fun. Any more details you could provide regarding this conversation would be welcome. :)

-=ShoEboX=-

[skibbley.livejournal.com]

Show her http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God#Biography?

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Aha! A collectors item: converted RC's won't scuttle back the garden path when you recite all 23 percepts of the Nicean creed in ringing tones of doctrinal certainty...

Stick to the old standby: Does the Church of Latter-Day Saints permit the use of condoms when I have sex with multiple male and female partners?

[alexmatt.livejournal.com]

I used to just pick up a copy of the Torah (in Hebrew) and ask them to read a bit of it to give their JW point of view... that was usually enough to scare them off for a couple weeks...
Are you actually Gnostic ?

[frankthepirate.livejournal.com]

I had them by the other day. Told them I was being treated for mental illness, having a break down, it wasn't a good time, and the voices in my head said their tie was on wrong, and the dude still stood there and gabbed on, this was, mind, at 9pm on a work night, so I am there with hair everywhere, PJs on, and holding back a barking mad dog.

Stig's friends stick nails through their noses. I normally ask if "my life partner can come too" and what they think of lesbians in general, and they leave.