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[morwen]

i am mildly dissapointed nobody has asked me why i wanted a 3d model of a cow.

Comments

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

Because you're building up your problems to the size of one.

[abigailb.livejournal.com]

Consider a spherical cow with unit radius.

[shimgray.livejournal.com]

We were just trying to figure out "perfect sphere" jokes.

[annie-lyne.livejournal.com]

It's a perfectly reasonable request.

[deborah_c]

Well, exactly. Doesn't everyone want one?

[darkstream.livejournal.com]

maybe as you couldn't find one people considered it to be a moo't point.


*runs away laughing, lest my pun incurs your wrath*

Byre Beware

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they're available in a mail udder catalogue.

[psych0naut.livejournal.com]

Spherical cow? I thought a cow could only be a torus.

[secretlondon.livejournal.com]

Presumed a work or client request. Very boring I know.

[psych0naut.livejournal.com]

Well, duh—of course you want a 3-D model of a cow. The older 2-D models are so passé.

Incidentally, here's a 1-D model of a cow you can have for free: ________

Re: Byre Beware

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

*ded*

[tau-iota-mu-c.livejournal.com]

Which you can generalise to three dimensions:

      _______
     /      /|
    /______/ |
    |      | |
    | cow  | /
    |______|/