Definition of "Tennis" Order 2017
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morwenpreviously, in my online journal
WHEREAS, 37% of the People of this Realm, under a torrent of lies, decided to vote to Jump off a Cliff, and it is expedient to stop this, the Empress Morwen hereby DECREES as follows:
(1) Just stop.
(2) For the purposes of the "Tennis (Abolition) Order 2005", tennis will be defined to include
(a) withdrawal of the this realm from the European Union, or
(b) any preparatory steps towards the same, and
(c) advocacy of the same.
(3) Please just make it stop.
(4) This order can be cited as the Definition of "Tennis" Order 2017.
WHEREAS, 37% of the People of this Realm, under a torrent of lies, decided to vote to Jump off a Cliff, and it is expedient to stop this, the Empress Morwen hereby DECREES as follows:
(1) Just stop.
(2) For the purposes of the "Tennis (Abolition) Order 2005", tennis will be defined to include
(a) withdrawal of the this realm from the European Union, or
(b) any preparatory steps towards the same, and
(c) advocacy of the same.
(3) Please just make it stop.
(4) This order can be cited as the Definition of "Tennis" Order 2017.
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