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WHEREAS, the infernal game of Tennis is infesting our Television and Radio Recievers, and it is expedient to prevent this, and WHEREAS no Player from these Islands stands a Whelk's chance in a Supernova, the Empress Morwen hereby DECREES as follows

(1) the practice of Tennis shall be abolished.

(2) any Person found guilty of playing Tennis shall be sentenced to 15, 30 or 40 years in Prison.

(3) this Decree may be cited as the Tennis (Abolition) Decree 2005

(4) this Decree shall apply to England and Wales only

Date: 2005-06-30 01:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] vampwillow
15,30 or 40 years huh love? that'll be the advantage of outlawing it, the deuce it will! Will you set up the vote?

game on!

Date: 2005-06-30 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
we've got to show these tennis players they've met their match.

Date: 2005-06-30 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Can we amend it to include all sport?

Date: 2005-07-01 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
No. *looks at the cricket scores*

Date: 2005-06-30 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thankfully, or not so thankfully, everything I've heard has been on the wretched Live 8 shite. Admittedly my sole exposure to radio or tv has been an hour of Capital in the hairdressers today.

There *could* be excitement however. Will anyone manage to stay awake during Coldplay? Will Pink Floyd fight? Will Geldolf realise that Blair is a right wing tosspot?

The real question is how anyone at all can listen to Capital.

Date: 2005-07-01 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Blair's government is more socialist than his left-wing detractors will admit.

Date: 2005-06-30 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Poor old Scotland.

Date: 2005-06-30 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
All hail Empress Morwen!

(good job you didn't sound so impressively authoritative over in my journal, or I'd be dropping boxes of books and clothes on random streets As We Speak...)

Date: 2005-06-30 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
At least now I know what sort of language to use next time I have a mandatory party!

Date: 2005-06-30 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I concur and add my support to this most worthy proposal.

Date: 2005-06-30 05:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile]
And why would anyone object to nonstop close-up coverage of shapely women of ambiguous sexuality engaged in ecstatic sweaty physical exertion whilst wearing short skirts?

Moral hazard?

Date: 2005-07-01 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Love is Tennis. :P

Date: 2005-07-01 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You silly, silly girl. /condescension

Tennis is great. There need be no further discussion. ;)

Date: 2005-07-01 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I see the tense is going to have a bit of getting used to. Tennis was great (and even then I disagree)

Date: 2005-07-01 08:23 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile]

By 'was', do you mean when they still played it indoors, you could bounce shots of the side galleries and the court had things called a tambour, a service penthouse and a dedans.

Not this newfangled, Victorian nonsense that's played outside on a lawn.

je n'aime pas vous idee! Hmph!

Date: 2005-07-06 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
j'aime joue au tennis! je aussi americain,dude!


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