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[morwen]

So, I've decided what my scheme will be when I finally take the step to become a mad scientist. You are aware of pandas. They're not in a good way. One suggested reason is their metabolism isn't properly adapted to their diet yet (they have carnivorous ancestors only a few million years ago).

So, anyway, my mad scientist plan is to use genetic engineering to restore whatever genes were knocked out in pandas, creating a new race of GM carnivorous pandas. I would then ship them to zoos all over the world where they would frighten small children.

I still haven't decided on what phase 2 is, but I am certain it involves a panda rampage.

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[simplypeachy.livejournal.com]

Alternativelyatively a Mississippi steamer up the Pachitea River (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083946/). That'll make it properly mad.

[thatmakesmemad.livejournal.com]

Trapped on a boat with Kinski and Herzog who didn't point a gun at Kinski if he didn't act. Yes he threatened to shoot Kinski but the gun stayed in his pocket. Yes it was loaded but it stayed in his pocket he never pointed it at Kinski. Yes if Kinski hadn't acted he would have shot him put he never pointed the gun at him. :D

[simplypeachy.livejournal.com]

Locked in the bathroom, Kinski flew into a rage lasting for 48 hours, during which he destroyed everything inside the bathroom to the effect that the remains could be passed through a tennis racket.

Let's not even start on dwarfs. I heard even they started out small.

[thatmakesmemad.livejournal.com]

I've read Kinskis autobiography. At least one act of sexual intercourse per page , quite possibly with a dwarf, most definitely with a giantess at least once.

[simplypeachy.livejournal.com]

Which explains why Cobra Verde was so convincing.

Other than the fact he's a raging nutcase.

[thatmakesmemad.livejournal.com]

No Pandas though

[simplypeachy.livejournal.com]

Which explains why he ultimately failed to conquer the universe.

We ought to stop hijacking this poor entry. I should have never bought Herzog into this. I'd apologise but I regret nothiiiiiiiing!